Itcome

OJ fights off a golem for his ice cream

Preety soon it come for easter

It afraid of cat

Itcome for picnic

Franknine.

What Is a Golem?

GOLEM INFO http://www.eaudrey.com/myth/golem.htm

Description A large, bulky, and somewhat featureless creature in the shape of a man that can be made out of a lump of clay and brought to life.

Features Generally half-conscious and only capable of doing menial tasks. This creature should have "EMET" (truth) written on its forehead, and it can be destroyed by erasing the letter E- leaving "MET" (death). Other versions describe a tablet with writing on it that is worn or placed under the tongue- when the tablet is removed, the Golem crumbles.

Described By: Jewish mysticisim- particularly the Kabbalists, who studied the letters of the Bible looking for secrets hidden in the number or order of words. They felt that if they understood the secret messages they would be able to create life. In Medieval times stories grew about such creatures grew, as did the idea of alchemy. The most widely told story was of Rabbi Low of Prague, who created a Golem to perform menial tasks around the synagogue. Unfortunately, the Golem would grow larger, and more powerful and dangerous, occasionally turning on its master.

Also, the Golem is believed to be the inspiration for the Frankenstein story.

Prehistoric It Come

Too much cider make poopee squishy and hurt tummy bad!

Cider Good!

Hard to eat since I got no more teeths!

It prevent forest fire

It did not go before death came

ItCoM3 f0r SuPa S+@rs! Part Two

itcome but it not like what it find

But It not happy it meet Brtiney. Brtiney head hard to get off, it leave marks. She head have eyes that glow like fire of some demon.

ItCoM3 f0r SuPa S+@rs!

Itcome to be so happy it meet Michael it catch him like a preety fragile butterfly.

It come to have appendix burst

Itcome vs The Worshipper

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:00 PM say are you bored? i have a pretty funny website i've been working on www.itcome.da.ru if you are interested.

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:01 PM What kind of "funny" website is it before I visit it?

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:02 PM it's not dirty or anything. it's just a little crazy. i think you'll like it. My pastor thought it was funny so i think it's okay

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:02 PM OH...well in that case I'll check it out...thanks!

TIME PASSES

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:12 PM First off...you need to get a life...Second off...That wasnt very nice, and I didn't appreciate it. That "funny" site you told me to go to....it wasnt funny...it was obsene!

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:16 PM the first thing I seen was this drawing of something with a BIG male organ sticking out...I clicked thru it to TRY to find the humor in it...couldnt find it...sorry...must just be me

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:17 PM well if you check through all the sections you might find something funny

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:18 PM Thats ok...I'll just take your word for it

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:18 PM ok wacky

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:19 PM Your a christian?

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:19 PM yeah i am

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:20 PM Just wondering...because if were supossed to try to be as much like Jesus as we can...I just wouldnt see Jesus calling someone "wacky" or sending them obsene things like that....sorry...thats just my opinion....God bless and have a good night!

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:21 PM jesus would kill you if he ever met you

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:22 PM Goodnight...by the way...i sent that site to another christian friend of mine to get her opinion on whether it was offensive or not...she agrees with me...Sorry...your out voted... Goodnite!

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:23 PM ok god love ya

Smiling golem.