Itcome

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OJ fights off a golem for his ice cream

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Preety soon it come for easter

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It afraid of cat

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Itcome for picnic

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Franknine.

What Is a Golem?

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GOLEM INFO http://www.eaudrey.com/myth/golem.htm

Description A large, bulky, and somewhat featureless creature in the shape of a man that can be made out of a lump of clay and brought to life.

Features Generally half-conscious and only capable of doing menial tasks. This creature should have "EMET" (truth) written on its forehead, and it can be destroyed by erasing the letter E- leaving "MET" (death). Other versions describe a tablet with writing on it that is worn or placed under the tongue- when the tablet is removed, the Golem crumbles.

Described By: Jewish mysticisim- particularly the Kabbalists, who studied the letters of the Bible looking for secrets hidden in the number or order of words. They felt that if they understood the secret messages they would be able to create life. In Medieval times stories grew about such creatures grew, as did the idea of alchemy. The most widely told story was of Rabbi Low of Prague, who created a Golem to perform menial tasks around the synagogue. Unfortunately, the Golem would grow larger, and more powerful and dangerous, occasionally turning on its master.

Also, the Golem is believed to be the inspiration for the Frankenstein story.

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Prehistoric It Come

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Too much cider make poopee squishy and hurt tummy bad!

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Cider Good!

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Hard to eat since I got no more teeths!

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It prevent forest fire

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It did not go before death came

ItCoM3 f0r SuPa S+@rs! Part Two

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itcome but it not like what it find

But It not happy it meet Brtiney. Brtiney head hard to get off, it leave marks. She head have eyes that glow like fire of some demon.

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ItCoM3 f0r SuPa S+@rs!

Itcome to be so happy it meet Michael it catch him like a preety fragile butterfly.

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It come to have appendix burst

Itcome vs The Worshipper

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ITCOME 2/21/00 10:00 PM say are you bored? i have a pretty funny website i've been working on www.itcome.da.ru if you are interested.

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:01 PM What kind of "funny" website is it before I visit it?

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:02 PM it's not dirty or anything. it's just a little crazy. i think you'll like it. My pastor thought it was funny so i think it's okay

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:02 PM OH...well in that case I'll check it out...thanks!

TIME PASSES

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:12 PM First off...you need to get a life...Second off...That wasnt very nice, and I didn't appreciate it. That "funny" site you told me to go to....it wasnt funny...it was obsene!

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:16 PM the first thing I seen was this drawing of something with a BIG male organ sticking out...I clicked thru it to TRY to find the humor in it...couldnt find it...sorry...must just be me

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:17 PM well if you check through all the sections you might find something funny

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:18 PM Thats ok...I'll just take your word for it

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:18 PM ok wacky

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:19 PM Your a christian?

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:19 PM yeah i am

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:20 PM Just wondering...because if were supossed to try to be as much like Jesus as we can...I just wouldnt see Jesus calling someone "wacky" or sending them obsene things like that....sorry...thats just my opinion....God bless and have a good night!

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:21 PM jesus would kill you if he ever met you

WORSHIPPER 2/21/00 10:22 PM Goodnight...by the way...i sent that site to another christian friend of mine to get her opinion on whether it was offensive or not...she agrees with me...Sorry...your out voted... Goodnite!

ITCOME 2/21/00 10:23 PM ok god love ya

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Smiling golem.

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Itcome for puppet OJ

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Itcome for cat

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Itcome for swim trunks

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Golem lookin' in can with angry cat

The Holy Trinity Series 3 - Jesus Mary and Satan

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Shhhhhh but It not how it happen. That a sweet piece of dog meat and It tore into it like an orangutan into a bag of Jiffy Pop.

The Holy Trinity Series 2 - Jesus Mary and Satan

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It immaculate conceptoion. It womb no rupture nor It Hymen. It give birth like a Ray of light. Holy fetus praise be your name

The Holy Trinity Series 1 - Jesus Mary and Satan

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ItCome to atone for your sins. You owe It BIGTIME. Now Repent in the Name of Jesus.

Kind Review

2005-02-02T23:18:00.000-05:00

Here's what they were saying about Itcome 5 years ago on ICQ.

Nikki 1/30/00 9:04 PM not to be mean but that is stupid

The Big 1/30/00 9:04 PM what is?

Nikki 1/30/00 9:05 PM the pic of the monkey or whatever that is

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A lovely watercolor. Notice the beautiful tongue. Just like a butterfly!

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Itcome for babies

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Thank Heaven for Leetle Girls

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Itcome old school. This is an early original from the infamous retard card series which you'll see more of later.

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in 1982 itcome conquered Everest
ate 63 men and peed its name in the snow

Itcome Photo Blog

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From the pages of itcome.da.ru come comes the fantastic new Itcome Photo Blog!!